Forget about getting insurance: the outcome is 100% guaranteed.
Granted, the more sympathetic reader will surely rush to help at the scene. It is important, however, not to mind the older gentleman softly crying in the corner. Resist the urge to call for reinforcements; coach will gain his composure soon enough. Only one look is required to tell that this old ballplayer has seen worse in his day. Plus, if the television is responsible for imparting any useful lesson upon the viewing public it is that tears are not limited to grief. Break from tradition! Accept all possibilities. Every aspect of the evening went according to plan, after all. Just when it seemed that hope had been lost, the con-man got conned in the final act. All wrongs have been judiciously righted (and with a delightful Harry Anderson cameo to show for it).
Still, a single mystery remains.
Although customer names are well known and oft repeated at this fine drinking establishment, the same cannot be said for the contents of its jukebox. Music, as a matter of fact, is hardly ever heard. Hi-jinks and quick witted retorts are much more likely to arise. But in terms of entertainment the television is, meta-enough, the primary source of amusement for the staff and patrons alike. Alas, a small-screen critic the present the author is not. So, for just such a reason, attention must be shifted back towards the glowing jukebox, restlessly gathering dust..
But tonight, the stereo system will serve as more than just electric furniture.
The occasion at hand should be celebrated. House rules are that no expense is too steep. Put away the Cliquot & break-out the Dom. Entertainment, at any rate, has essentially been guaranteed by the likes StressMusik and his trademark backwards baseball cap; in spite of orchestrating an elaborate set-up himself. Yes, it is safe to ignore the "low quality" tag. Titled, "Perdido," the number is a natural fit in the Odivelas-based DJ's oeuvre. A slow to mid-tempo song, "Perdido," is built around a kick/snare kizomba verses. The drunken mumbles of an overly-excited hi-hat are heard on the 1/3 beat while claps accent 1/4 beats. On the chorus, djembe carries a more quiet variant as closed hi-hat and tambourine swing. But as on most StressMusik songs, while the rhythm is flawless the melody demands all the attention and "Perdido" as it ventures off into the uncharted territory of gouyomba (kizyad?). An 8-beat, high pitched, overly emotive synth line does not loosen its grip upon listeners for the entirety of the number, even including a second for harmonic purposes.
"Low quality" may apply vaguely, but ultimately misleading. Very, very good effort with an available download.
Notable Mention: Dj Teklas D'cantwo - "Flute-Demo"
The second selection follows a comparable trajectory.
Flight paths diverge, however, somewhere along the flightpath .
Not unlike StressMusik, Dj-teklas released a new track over the weekend with a strong kizomba foundation. Kick/claps keep the tempo moving an an average pace - though, perhaps, venturing off into a slightly quicker territory - as close-hi-hat provides a hitch a the end of each bar. Suddenly, similarities fall flat as Dj-Teklas brings elements of tarraxo into the mix. Also, while busy, "Flute-Demo" is decidedly more restrained in structure and allocated resources. Alas, such a claim does not take-away from how enjoyable the track ultimately flutes to be. A dual flute attack provide a deep melody while non-continuous synths harmonize throughout. Left-of-center percussion and shouts make clandestine appearances as well, providing a suitable reason for repeated listens.
If the summer has been any indication, D'cantwo that merits being watched closely.
- J.N.
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